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The only thing you should worry about is paying me on time.

PAYING IS CARING

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MONEY: INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE

Let’s start off right and not hesitate to throw money around like you own the place. Everybody feels better when you start spending!

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Spiritual guidance

Sometimes the step is, “Work on something else for a while.” When we are open to Divine Guidance, we will receive it. It will come to us as the hunch, the inkling, the itch.

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Our Work

There are just some things that are outside of comprehension, even if we can quantify them. At some point, science becomes magic.

Quantum HOSTING

Doesn’t exist but you can still pay for the pretty picture.

Colliding websites

Whenever you forget to pay for your hosting we take pieces of your website and collide them in hope that we make money particles.

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Our outer-space team is ready and waiting for us to slingshot your next product. Instant anonymity!

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